Runner Problems with Tom Hanks
9 Runner Problems that Tom Hanks can Totally Relate To
Let's face it, the world we live in is a crazy place. Twitter has turned into an international battleground, Elon Musk is launching cars into space, and I still can't believe the Eagles won the Super Bowl! Despite so much turbulence and uncertainty, one truth remains steadfast, Tom Hanks is a goddam hero and today is his birthday.
On this day, we celebrate a man who's given us everything. He's helped us laugh so hard it hurts, he's given us hope in desperate situations, hell, he's even made us cry over a freaking volleyball! No matter what situation you may be faced with, Hanks has been there. When you're at your lowest, he's there waiting to help you get back up.
So today, on International Tom Hanks Day, here are 10 Runner Problems that Tom Hanks can totally relate to.
1. Forrest Gump
When non-runners are constantly asking you why you run.
2. Dragnet
When you're totally nailing all the moves at your first workout class.
3. Apollo 13
When you're halfway through your long run and very suddenly remember all those tacos you had for dinner.
4. A League of Their Own
When it's 115 degrees and 99% humidity by 9 am but you're in the middle of race training and have to make it through this run.
5. Big
When you're crossing into mile-ten of your first half-marathon and decide that now would be the perfect time for you to try that new energy gel.
6. You've Got Mail
When you finally decide to join your first running club after stalking them on Instagram for months.
7. Toy Story
When you wake up the morning after your first marathon and are trying to remember how to move.
8. The Ladykillers
When you've finally mastered the exact combination of foods to create the perfect pre-run meal.
9. Splash
When you decide to finally try swimming after everyone keeps telling you it's such a great form of cross-training.
So there you have it, 9 runner problems that Tom Hanks can totally identify with. Anytime this crazy world's got you down, or you're just struggling to make it through the last mile of your long run, I hope you'll think back fondly on your favorite Tom Hanks memory and he'll be there to help carry you across that finish line.
Cheers!